Author name: Paul Darr

1. Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
3. Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What Would Ron Paul Do?”
5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn’t get wet…the water gets Ron Paul.
6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn’t believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
7. Ron Paul’s midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
11. Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.
12. Ron Paul doesn’t sleep. He deliberates.
13. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
14. If you pull Ron Paul’s finger, a band will march by playing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.
15. The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul’s blood.
16. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
17. Ron Paul’s idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
18. Ron Paul is Bill Maher’s hero.
19. Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.
20. Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
21. Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
22. God calls Ron Paul for advice.
23. Ron Paul is like kryptonite to Rudy Giuliani.
24. Ron Paul has two first names…and is proud of it
25. Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.
26. Rather than use his powers for evil, Ron Paul uses his powers
for awesome.
27. The government tried to steal once. Ron Paul made it sit in time out.
28. Ron Paul’s pen is mightier than his William Wallace broad sword.
29. Ron Paul wears running shoes so he can chase down “tax and
spend” Republicans & rip their hearts out with his bare hands.
30. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
31. Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts
in favor of Luke and Lando.
32. It was going to be called the Paul of Rights, but Ron Paul
is a humble man.
33. Ron Paul can believe its not butter.
34. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
bed for Ron Paul.
35. Ron Paul personally approved this fact.
36. Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris.
37. Ron Paul can stop Global Warming with one roundhouse
kick to the sun.
38. Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
39. Ron Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional
legislation in a single bound.
40. Ron Paul played the role of V in the movie, “V for Vendetta”.
41. Before Rudy Giuliani goes to bed he checks his
closet for Ron Paul!
42. Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science!
43. In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream “RON PAUL!” however, it was changed to just “Freedom!” for legal reasons.
44. Ron Paul taught Jesus how to walk on water.
45. Ron Paul makes King Leonidas’ fight look like child’s play.
46. Ron Paul named his fists “Freedom” and “Justice”.
47. Ron Paul’s experience as a Gynecologist gives him the best
credentials to fix the BUSH Administration.
48. Chuck Norris and Ron Paul were once WWE Tag Team Champions.
49. …and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said “I’ll take it from here.”
50. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of government? Ron Paul knows.
51. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called “1”.
52. The original pledge of allegiance ended with “Liberty, and Justice (and Ron Paul)”
53. Ron Paul is in talks with ABC to produce a new show… “Extreme Makeover: Country Edition.”
54. Ron Paul’s mother is the Statue of Liberty.
55. Ron Paul has bigger balls of steel than Duke Nukem!
56. Ron Paul uses the Libery Bell as an alarm clock.
57. Ron Paul once held a Congressional inquiry regarding the 2000 budget. There were no survivors.
58. At sporting events, most people stand during the Star-Spangled Banner. Ron Paul levitates.
59. Ron Paul is made up of 100% EPIC and 100% WIN.
60. Ron Paul eats the U.S. tax code for breakfast.
61. Ron Paul is one of the Ancient immortals called upon by Heaven in times of crisis.
62. Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ron Paul.
63. Ron Paul is not watching you.
64. Ron paul was a obgyn in his private practice. But in congress hes a proctologist.
65. Yes, Ron Paul stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Wrongfully accused, wrongfully imprisoned, and held for days without even being charged, Matthew Corwin is now a sad testimony to a climate of fear.

In this post-9/11 era, and especially after the recent tragedies at Virginia Tech, it is perhaps natural for people to be afraid. Fear can be a good thing. It keeps us alive and unhurt, prompting us to use another ATM machine, for example, when a group of thugs hangs around your first choice after dark, casting furtive glances at you as you walk by. But fear can consume you, too, and it can grow into a monster. If you were frightened by a young black man in baggy pants outside your ATM machine, would it be right for you to attack – or arrest – a black student on his way to class in the middle of the day? What if he were wearing baggy pants? Can you justify doing that to someone, just because you were frightened by the way they looked? What if this young man, who turns out to be the class president and had committed no crime, were arrested by the police? Would you be angry? Would you feel a sense of injustice? If you wouldn’t, you need to have a long talk with yourself.

Yet this is exactly what was done to Matthew Corwin. President of the Associated Student Body at East L. A. College, military veteran, and part-time MP in the US Army Reserve, Matthew was arrested last week on suspicion of having illegal weapons. You see, in addition to his other interests, Matthew is also a gun-rights advocate. That’s right, he has guns. He likes guns. He has lots of friends who like guns, and they go target shooting together on weekends. He is no brooding loner or psychopath. He is just different enough to get noticed. And get noticed he did, when he posted pictures of himself and his friends holding their guns on myspace.

Liking guns is not a crime. Having guns is not a crime. Wearing baggy pants is not a crime. It’s true, there are some guns that we, as ordinary citizens, are not allowed to have. But Matthew knows these laws. He knows what is and is not legal, and he and his friends work hard to stay within the law. What they do not do is hide. They are not “in the closet” about their hobby. With them, what you see is what you get.

Last Thursday night, Matthew paid for that honesty, that openness, with his freedom. He didn’t hurt anybody. He didn’t threaten anybody. He just frightened somebody by being himself.

And now he is in jail. His bond is set at $365,000, so he will not be leaving any time soon. Adding insult to injury, he is prohibited from going within 100 yards of his school’s campus, if he manages to get out of jail, or from contacting anyone there. How will he pass his classes and finish the term? Who will do his duties as student body president? Was he a threat to anyone, the next Virginia Tech shooter? Of course not. Ask any of his numerous friends, and they will tell you he was not.

Don’t let this fear grow into a monster. Free Matthew Corwin.

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I also love how they show the pictures of him in uniform with an M-16 as if that is bad or something. What’s with that?